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“I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it’s allowed. -Mike Huckabee

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani

I drink your milkshake, but I’m paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul

America deserves a new milkshake. -Barack Obama”